Mona Lisa (Explicit) - The Lonely Island

Written by：Khari Cain/Akiva Schaffer/Jorma Taccone/Andy Samberg/Brandon Bell

I'm headed to Paris

At a quarter to noon

So excited to see her

I went straight to the louvre

I heard she's exquisite

So I bought my ticket

Pushed my way to

The front of the crowd

And I couldn't believe what I saw

Mona Lisa you're an

Overrated piece of s**t

With your terrible style

And your dead shark eyes

And your smirk like

You're hiding a dick

What the f**k is this B***h

Mona Lisa the original basic B***h

Traveled thousands of miles

To see your beautiful smile

Talk about a bait

And switch you ugly

I'm headed to cairo

To see the pyramids

But what did I find there

A dirty pile of bricks

There was trash all over

And a very foul odor

The smell was out of a camel's ass

But even that wasn't as bad as

Mona Lisa you're worse

Than the pyramids

Can someone explain why

The whole wide world

Is obsessed with a garbage pail kid

Looks like a garbage pail kid

And davinci must have

Sucked an art historian's dick

To get this girl who looked

Like uncooked bread

At the top of the all time list of paintings

Mona Lisa I got to know

Where the f**k are your eyebrows

I really wanna know

You could land a helicopter

On that big potato forehead

Get this chick some rogaine

You a bloated porpse girl

I'm an American man

This is my native land

Where no one lies about paintings

But that's not the case in france

Where the naked ladies dance

And they look like Dennis Franz

You're so mangy mona

Hair part wider than a country road

Unless you count

Cause she died alone a

The Mona Lisa sucks la da da da da