May The Best Pet Win - Fluttershy/Rainbow Dash

Now rainbow my dear i cannot express my delight

It's abundantly clear

That somewhere out here

Is the pet that will suit you just right

I can't wait to get started but first let me set a few rules

It's of utmost importance

The pet that i get

Is something that's awesome and cool

Awesome cool got it

I have so many wonderful choices just wait you will see

I need something real fast like a bullet to keep up with me

Sure how bout a bunny

They're cutesy and wootsie and quick as can be

Cutesy wootsie have you even met me

Rainbow have faith

You see i will bet you

Somewhere in here is the pet that will get you

Come on the sky's the limit

Sky is good i'd like it to fly

Really because i think this widdle puddy tat

Has your name written all over it yes he does

Aww look he likes you

Pass

I have so many wonderful choices for you to decide

There are otters and seals

With massive appeal

Otters and seals do not fly

Maybe not but i've seen this

Particular seal catch ten feet of air when he breaches the water

That's it i'm outta here

Wait there must be a pet here

That will fit the ticket

How bout a ladybug or a cute cricket

Bigger and cooler

Bigger cooler right

I've got just the thing in that tree dash

Meet your new fabulous pet squirrely

Dash it's just a squirrel

Not just any squirrel a flying squirrel

Yeah so like i was saying

Fluttershy pal this won't cut it

I need a pet to keep up with me

Something awesome something flying

With coolness that defies gravity

I'm sensing you want an animal that can fly

Ya think

I have plenty of wonderful creatures who soar in the sky

Like a sweet hummingbird or a giant monarch butterfly

Better but cooler

I see how bout an owl or a wasp or a toucan

There's so many wonderful creatures the likes of that

There are falcons and eagles

They are both quite regal

Or perhaps what you need is a dark and mysterious bat

Now you're talking but instead of

Just one standout now that's too many

So many choices and such riches aplenty

Not a bad problem to have if you ask me

The bat would be awesome but the wasp i'm digging too

Do you have something in a yellow striped bat

No

I've got a hot pink flamingo just dying to meet you

Want to do want to do

A prize that's it there's really just one way

To find out which animal's best

Hold a contest of speed agility and guts

That will put each pet to the test

Don't forget style that should be considered

Then we'll know for sure who's best of the litter

The one who is awesome as cool

Just like me

Can't settle for less cause i'm the best

So a contest we will see

Who's the number one greatest perfectest pet

In the world for me

May the games

Begin

And may the best pet win