This is a song for the ladies

But fellas listen closely

You don't always have to f**k her hard

In fact sometimes that's not right to do

Sometimes you gotta make some love

And f**kin' give her some smooches too

Sometimes you've got to squeeze

Sometimes you've got to say please

Sometime you got to say hey

I'm gonna f**k you softly

I'm gonna screw you gently

I'm gonna hump you sweetly

I'm gonna ball you discreetly

Then you say hey I brought you flowers

Then you say wait a minute Sally

I think I got something in my teeth

Could you get it out for me

That's f**kin' TEAMWORK

What's your favorite posish

That's cool with me

It's not my favorite but I'll do it for you

What's your favorite dish

I'm not gonna cook it but

I'll order it from Zanzibar

And then I'm gonna love you completely

And then I'll f**kin f**k you discreetly

And then I'll f**kin bone you completely

But then I'm gonna f**k you haaaard

Haaaaa-aaaaa-AARD