Verse one：erick sermon

Oh what the heck lets get married and have a son named erick

No big deal no sweat

Hmmm I was in for a big surprise

And when I saw the judge hammer pass my green eyes

Brainlocked my whole d**n head was malfunctional

Cause I forgot to co sign a prenuptial agreement

Now her case is hard like cement

I have no files on all the money she spent

She has a car nineteen ninety brand new jaguar

Fly kit with chrome rims that's five star

That she bought when I was away on tour

Hittin my bank account gettin more and more money

She got paid it wasnt funny

Talkin to myself oh you big big dummy

Just my luck that I'm stuck with a marriage

And a baby who lays in a gold carriage

Now I can't leave if I do she gets half

Not the cash

Oh yes the whole d**n bash of money

So I chill and act so sweet

Kiss her feet can't picture bein in the street

So I give a fake smile and a fake laugh

Fake everything so I can keep all my cash

Fake talk like I love you so much

But wishin she gets hit by a mack truck

Next time if there's one I'll know

That most women strictly out for the dough

They're called gold diggers

Cause she's a gold digger

3x

Verse two：parrish smith

The p had a close call quiet as kept I dated this

Flyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy girl

Yeah and almost got vicked

She had green eyes thunder thighs and a def body

So what cha sayin

Top it off she drove a black maserati

Chrome kit with a smile I couldn't resist

I tapped e on the shoulder and said yeah I gots to get this

P cool she could be a gold digger

Not with that smile and that stupid boomin figure

'Til one day she spent the crazy dough

Ten gs on levis cold went rambo

But then she smiled gave me a back massage

Gassed my head up and said

Oh p you're so large

Like a jerk I went for the line like a fish

But she was far from dream girl and more like a death wish

She likes to sit back lamp walk on plush rugs

Whip my five sixty sip moet and bug

So did you flip

Tried to but she cut me off

And said guess what

What

I'm pregnant

Pregnant d**n

Yeah and the child is yours

So to fellas who wanna keep they cash

Or beware of the jack hammer and the helmet that glows

Cause she's a gold digger

Cause she's a gold digger

3x

That's why men in the 90s must watch themselves

Cause ladies of the 80s got hip and went for self

With the new divorce laws which entitles them half

That means the house goes

The car

You and half your cash

What a price to pay but if you play you pay

Cause women of the world they got smart today

They flash a smile and profile

A pucker with a strut

Try to move in

Knock the boots

And got stuck with alimony payments

Time to meet judge wapner

You try to flip and cut but she smiles cause she gotcha

You get a flashback to wedding when you vowed the vow

Said the two deadly words

I do

But look now you lost the house

The car

Eatin tv dinners in a one bedroom apartment

Boy you picked a winner

But what goes around comes around

That's why she wheels the benz

And you ride greyhound

Oh just your luck they on strike

Take off the wedding band put out the thumb time to hitch hike

And the more you walk the pain from your corns get bigger

Now you know

Not to mess with a gold digger

Cause she's a gold digger

Repeat 3x

Yeah epmds in effect dj scratch runs flex boy

Hit squad in effect in the house

Large

Yeah she get half