What are you doing I reorganized the fridge

See Bottom shelf meats and dairy

Middle shelf fruits and vegetables

And top shelf expired products

Why are you doing this

Because I'm bored out of my mind

I've already been to the bank post office and dry cleaners

Dude you just described seven days' worth of stuff

Spread it out a little Haven't you ever been unemployed

I'm not unemployed I'm on sabbatical

Hey don't get religious on me okay

A guy in your position needs to be better at relaxing

That's why we have comfortable chairs Here sit down

Ready Watch

And then

So what We just sit Oh no no

We're not gonna just sit Watch

Hello Chandler Bing Hello Mr Bing

I love you

All right whoever this is stop calling me

It's been 6 months It's not funny

I can see you Mr Bing

You look ***y in your new suit

Leave me alone For the love of God leave me alone

And that's Wednesday

The One with The lnappropriate Sister

Hey you guys Guess what

The British are coming

Oh you and your ways

Since it's Christmas I'm going to be collecting donations

I have my bell and later on I get my bucket

I'll be spreading joy to the people

Last year I spread a little joy but not enough

So this year I'm doing the whole city

I knew a girl in high school who did that She was very popular

It's weird you're starting to sound a lot like Chandler lately

That is so not true

So Phoebe where are you doing your bell ringing

They gave me a great spot right by Macy's

They never give a good spot to a rookie

But I'm the only one who can say Merry Christmas in 25 languages

I lied

Oh my God Here's Danny

Just watch this

See Still pretending he's not interested

He's coming over Pretend we've forgotten who he is

Hey guys Hey Danny

Oh Danny Hey

You know Rachel She's nice She's not bad to look at right

Thanks Mon

Of course

Do you want to go out on a date with her

Absolutely Is Friday okay

Friday is perfect She can't wait

On the date I'll be able to talk to her directly

See you Friday

Okay what the hell was that You know what Don't answer me

I have a date with Danny

All right it's 4:30 I guess my lunch break is over

What are you guys gonna do lf you're going back to work

I'll probably just hang out You know make some calls

How could I not get the part

The play was about a 29 year old ltalian actor from Queens

Well Talia Shire suddenly became available

She's a woman

What can I say She nailed it

Is there anything else

You'll just say no again but

Gay p**n

Happy holidays

Feliz Navidad

Allo and Merry Christmas

Oh thank you sir Here's some joy

How's it going It's going okay

Good Let me help you out

Oh thanks

Is that a new suede jacket It looks really expensive

Yeah I guess

Just get your nails done

Yes Phoebe but this is all I have okay

Thanks Happy holidays Here's your joy

Thank you Happy holidays and Wait

You can't take money out I'm making change for the bus

Can't you leave the dollar for the poor

I'm poor I gotta take the bus

Okay season's greetings and everything but still

Bite me blondie

I'm going to give him something besides joy Just

I can't believe I didn't get that part

I'm sorry man

What you should do

Is make something happen for yourself

You know like write a play

Or a movie What about those Good Will Hunting guys

Be realistic you know If I did write something

What are the chances I could get those guys to star in it

Wait a second I could star in it

Or that

I can't write I mean I'm an actor

I could act like a writer Here

But see Nada

I don't have the discipline that it takes I can't do it

I'll help you

Yeah I'll make up a schedule and make sure you stick to it

Plus it'll give me something to do

You'd do that for me Thanks

Is the name of your main character

Done And it can't be Joey

It's not Or Joseph

What's up

I just saw Danny on the subway with a girl

And he had his arm around her

Honey I'm sorry

You should be This is all your fault

You meddled in our relationship

You had no relationship

But I was doing my thing and everything

Was going according to the plan

Oh God stop with the plan

So what if you saw him with a girl

That doesn't mean anything

You'll go out with Danny and be so charming he'll forget all about

That stupid subway girl

She was kind of stupid

You're right I'm just going to go on the date

I'm just going to go on the date That is the new plan

Hurry

How do you spell suspicious Why

I think this character is going to be suspicious about stuff

Yes

Chandler Bing seven Chandler Bing zero

You're driving me crazy with that

I'll stop Don't stop

Move the bowl further away Ross could make that shot

Well you suck But at least you suck at a man's game now

Want to play I can't play games

Ross'll be home soon I have to write five pages to stick to his schedule

So play for 30 minutes then write until he gets home

All right

But listen what do you say we

Crank it up a notch

I'm intrigued

All right All we need is a little lighter fluid

But be careful I want our security deposit back

We said goodbye to that when we invented hammer darts

Do you even remember which part of the wall is not spackle

Thank you Happy holiday

No that's trash young lady You can't

Stop that young lady She donated trash

The charity's on fire

Help Thank you I need that

What is this

It's 9:00 in the morning

All right A room

A man enters He looks suspicious

That's it

You're supposed to have five pages done by now

Including an exciting incident

What is all this The Official Rulebook of fireball

That's the game we played

It's great You take a tennis ball a bowl and lighter

This is helping your career You wanted to be an actor

Not the creator of Crazy Lawsuit Game

You're right I'll get back to work

Shame on you You should know better Joey needs to work

Now come on

You can have this back when the five pages are done

I had a nice time tonight So did l

I'm really glad Monica asked us out

I'd love to ask you in but my sister's visiting

I think she's asleep on the couch Your sister

Your sister's asleep on the couch

I saw you with her on the subway and now she's asleep on the couch

I thought I heard you Hey great you're up

Rachel my sister Krista

Nice to meet you

I wish you'd warned me I'd have fixed myself up

Like it would help You are so bad

You are You are

You are You are

You are so dead

I'm gonna get you Come here

It's very nice to meet you

Nobody Nobody respects the bucket

You wouldn't believe what people put in here

Does this look like a garbage can to you

Does it look like an ashtray

Does it look like a urinal

So you going back out there Yeah but I won't take any more crap

No more Mrs Nice Bucket

Good You're tough You lived on the street

I'll go back to being Street Phoebe

But not totally back Street Phoebe wouldn't be friends with you guys

Can I ask you guys something

I don't have brothers so I don't know but did you guys wrestle

Oh yeah All the time

In fact I was undefeated

Well you weighed 200 pounds

Still I was quick as a cat

I met Danny's sister yesterday

That was the girl on the subway You're kidding

They were very you know

Wrestle y

But I guess that's normal

We don't wrestle now

Not since I got too strong for you

Too strong for me

You wanna go right now

I'll take you right now buddy You wanna go

Oh fine

Ready

Wrestle

Okay you know what

Actually that helps a lot Thanks

Let's go The puck drops in 20 minutes

Joey's not going

I didn't finish my five pages

Finish them tomorrow

Tomorrow he's redoing yesterday's pages

Yesterday's pages did not reflect my best work

Cut him some slack If he relaxes he'll get some work done

I think he's been relaxing enough thanks to you

And fireball

If you think fireball's relaxing you've never played

You're doing this because you're bored

It's not his fault you're unemployed

I am not unemployed I'm on sabbatical

Guys don't fight

And I'm doing this because I am Joey's friend

If you were a friend you'd be doing the same

So being a friend means being a jerk

If it does then you're an amazing friend of mine

Let's settle this over a game of fireball

I'll unhook the smoke detectors Let's settle this right now

There Now no one's going to the game

I paid for those You said you would but you didn't

Oh yeah

We finally get to the top of the mountain

And airhead here forgets the camera

The same thing happened to me one time

When did that happen to you

Remember We were jogging and saw that bird

I wanted to take a picture but I didn't have my camera

Chasing the churro guy is not jogging

Oh this is so good You have got to try it

D**n I got it on my pants Here I'll get it

We better take them off or the stain will set

I want to wear them tonight Oh great

Okay bye Oh my God

That was unbelievable See I told you

Yeah Sorry

I don't believe they're brother and sister

They're brother and sister

I guess you'll have to cancel your date

And call their mother

Wait a minute Open your hand Let me take a look

Quarter dime Lint Not interested in that

What's this A Canadian coin

Get out of here

No drinks near the bucket

Set it down there and then you can make a contribution

You can leave the hurt bunny look over there too

Hi Bob

I thought I told you to get out of here

Phoebe we've been getting complaints

We're moving you to a less high profile spot What

Ginger's taking this corner That chick can't handle my corner

Look either you leave or we remove you

Fine

I'll give you one pointer Look out for that *****

I thought we said 7 You know what Let's skip it

What Why

You and your sister seem to have a very special bond

Oh great That special bond again

Why do women have a problem with my being close to my sister

I don't know but Do you have brothers

No I have two sisters But one has a very masculine energy

Are you close No They're not very nice people

I like you I think this could go somewhere

So I'm close to my family Don't let it stand in our way

Well I don't know

When you put it that way

Danny Hurry up The bath's getting cold

What I'll see you later

There's some kids playing in the street

Want to go give them a project ruin their day

If they have a ball you could stick razors in it

And teach them a new game：Gonna Need Stitches Ball

Hey guys I was at the library I already finished my five pages

Now we can go to the Ranger game last night

No dude Ross tore up the tickets

I guess without so many distractions it's easier for you to focus

Also without somebody breathing down your neck all the livelong day

The important thing is I finished it And I think it's really good

But it would help if I could hear it Would you guys read it for me

Yeah all right All right

It's a typical New York apartment

Two guys are hanging out

Hey man

What is up

About yesterday I was really wrong I am sorry

No it was me I'm sorry I overreacted

Maybe it was both of us But we had our best friend's inter

But we had our best friend's interest at heart

Could I be more sorry

L don't know I am one sorry

Polontologist

All right Joey we get it

I'm sorry I'm sorry too

Keep reading The good part's coming up

L am sorry Chandler

L am sorry Ross

A handsome man enters

L don't know what you're talking about but I'd like to thank you both

You You wouldn't let me give up on myself

And you

You co created fireball

This took you all day

No this took five minutes

I spent the rest of the day coming up with new Ultimate fireball

It's a typical New York apartment Two girls are just hanging out Go

Hi how are you doing Kelly I'm doing just fine

God Tiffany you smell so great

It's my new perfume

Why don't you come closer where you can really appreciate it

Joey you are sick This is disgusting

I'm not reading this

Wait wait wait The handsome man was about to enter