I can't have fun while you're not having fun

And you don't seem to have much fun when I'm around

And you tell me all of my jokes ain't that funny

And that may be so, but I know your mama loves me

Oh, have you forgotten how to say please?

You're so mean to me

I waste my time Friday nights getting ready

And try recreate the first date that you met me

And you come around from the town of complacence

And eat all my food, drink my booze, test my patience

Have you forgotten how to say please?

You're so mean to me

And I can be rotten but I'm so eager to please

And you're so mean to me

Oh, you're so mean to me

I can't have fun while you're not having fun

And you don't seem to have much fun when I'm around

And you tell me all of my jokes ain't that funny

And that may be so, but I know your mama loves me

Oh, have you forgotten how to say please?

You're so mean to me

And I can be rotten but I'm so eager to please

And you're so mean to me

Oh, you're so mean to me