A zen automaton

Couldn't crack the koan

And drive the sword of human guilt

Right up to its diamond hilt

I read it on my phone

Holy **** is that Sir lan McKellen leaning from the clouds?

Shooting lightning from his eyes all across the

Burmese crowds?

I don't know much, but I know I don't like them at all

Whatever they do, whoever they are

I read it on my phone

Paint me green and push me through the surgery door

Julienne my frontal lobe and just bludgeon me with a two-by-four

And send me to the wild to each and **** and **** and eat

God, Father, give up your seat for the pregnantand the old

Don't you know who that is?

lt's Ringo ******* Starr

It takes 1.56666666 fractions of the time

It took me to stand up and realize we need to die

In Silicon Valley they're working in and for the greatest minds

A nihilist pact is just what logic prescribes

I feel like I could piss right out the window and hitthe moon