You're The Top - Stacey Kent (史黛西·肯特)/Jim Tomlinson/David Newton/Dave Chamberlain/Matt Home

At words poetic

I'm so pathetic

That I always

Have found it best

Instead of getting them

Off my chest

To let 'em rest unexpressed

I hate parading my serenading

As I probably miss the bar

But if this ditty

Is not so pretty

At least

It'll tell you how great you are

You're the top

You're the Coliseum

You're the top

You're the Louver Museum

You're a melody

From a symphony by Strauss

You're a Bendel bonnet

A Shakespeare's sonnet

You're Mickey Mouse

You're the Nile

You're the Tower of Pisa

You're the smile

On the Mona Lisa

I'm a worthless check

A total wreck a flop

But if baby

I'm the bottom you're the top

You're the top

You're the Waldorf salad

You're the top

You're a Berlin ballad

You're the nimble tread

Of the feet of Fred Astaire

You're the National Gallery

You're Crosby's salary

You're cellophane

You're sublime

You're a turkey dinner

You're the time

Of the derby winner

I'm a toy balloon

That's fated soon to pop

But if baby I'm the bottom

But baby I'm the bottom

You're the top