Door Number Two - Walter Becker

Tell me real tell me true

Tell me more about door number two

Do me red do me blue

What goes on behind door number two

Betsy Button she just got old

She drives to Vegas with a kid or two

She saved her nickels

It sure adds up

Now she's got 'em in a paper cup

She needs three bars three cherries

Three lemons three pigs

A date with Elvis a new car

A roll of dollars for the cookie jar

Tell me real tell me true

Tell me more about door number two

Do me red do me blue

What's to do behind door number two

Please Mr Barker look and see

What are the chances for a city boy

About my age my height and weight

What is the payout on an inside straight

A new love a new hairline

Fame and fortune a square deal

High adventure in a far-off world

An assignation with a college girl

Tell me real tell me true

Tell me more about door number two

Do me red do me blue

What goes on behind door number two

This old town goes on and on

It ages better than my bag of tricks

Nothing finer for the old morale

Than a tony townhouse in a swank locale

The Bahamas the Bermudas

The Barbados or I don't know

Gin and tonic on the veranda

A firm appointment with the late

Late show

Tell me real tell me true

Tell me more about door number two

Do me red do me blue

What goes on behind door number two