Drunk faded

Browned out looking all shady

Two months since I **********a lady

Young Man **********going crazy

Standard Saturday

I'm about to get a cab and **********

Then I see a hot girl look back at Dave

Lemme get your cat girl no Hathaway

That's what I thought not what I said to her

'Stead I walk up to her like I know you heard of the kid

You heard what I did you heard of my **********t the murderous spit

She's like Naw you're being weird what are you talking about

I'm like Aw. Pulling out my phone like a boss

YouTube 'bout to get her off

But as I type the y-o-u some porno pop up

I'm like Hold up how did that's not even me

Like I don't jerk off mobily.

Then her friends coming up and wanna know if everything is okay

I'm like Naw this a rape you can't tell

Gimme a break please. Get the heck away

I turned to her Let me buy you a drink she like Fine

Told the man Two Patron she like Lime

Said he tried twice the card got declined

I'm like Alri is this a

Could it be a machine issue He was like Naw

I was like Obviously there's something wrong

I got dough like I'm not broke

I got do****with the same card like about an hour ago

He like Dude I don't know

Now I'm looking at the girl she just wanna go

And I ain't talking 'bout with me bro I mean alone

I got one more chance to prove myself

So I'm like

Look I'm athletic girl I've gotten several Rec League MVP's

At my crib I've got some pizza plus a little bit of **********

In my room I've got a TV plus I recently did sheets

Girl I even have a fridge that has the water on the door

Like with the crushed ice

You know I don't give a d**n what your plan right now

This is me coming at you as a man right now

Lemme freak lemme freak God dammit lemme freak

Just lemme freak please God just lemme freak

The girl from the first verse

Somehow let me **********

Fast forward seven months we in love

Some real serious relation**********p type **********t

Despite this I ain't **********for days

Tried last night but was pushed away

But I've been acting well behaved today

I smell okay Adele Pandora's playing

Now she laying on the floor

And I'm praying this **********is horny I go and give her a smooch

She kissing **********y back so I play with her boobs

Bad move she don't like that

Bad mood her boss being mean to her

Via email she wanna write back

I'm like Right now

She like Yeah what do I say can you just help me

Oh okay what's the context

Then she like Well he talks to Jane before coming to me

Who's Jane again I said she like Wow you should know that.

Okay I guess I forgot she like Dude that's my other boss

Okay true so shouldn't your first boss

Go to the other boss before you Right

But Jane isn't hands on she yelled

Okay well I just don't understand the dynamic then

I don't work with these people She started crying

Wait stop what the **********is this

Naw you don't ever take my side

About an hour later 'til' I'm on her good side

We in bed hands on her good thighs

I try to kiss she like Good night but I'm like

Look I just turned off The Departed for a movie 'bout a bee

I've been cutting back on farting tweeting arguing and **********

Yesterday I wore a cardigan at dinner with your sweet

And supportive aunt during the fourth quarter of the Eagles

Now reward it

You know I don't give a d**n what your plan right now

This is me coming at you as a man right now

Lemme freak lemme freak God dammit lemme freak

Just lemme freak please God just lemme freak

Fast forward some more June sixteenth twenty seventy four

Old LD looking old as **********still with the same ho holding up

But my life sucks legs hurt friends dead real terse

My **********looking like it's tinfoil

Her **********looking like they hard boiled eggs

On top of that she insane

Like I don't even think she knows who I am

Our kids moved away we've been doing the same **********t for days

Maybe months who knows probably going to die soon

Pretty scared I ain't even gonna lie to you

Think about it all day on my last legs

But I'm going out with a bang

I got pills they invented back in fifty seven

I took five that's a bit excessive

I look high take a look at my thighs

And good God that's a little ********it'll work though

Now I've gotta find the ho I'm pretty much blind at this point

I don't know if I mentioned that yet but I am

Made my way into the bedroom and there she is I'm like

Look I don't know if you're aware that

You've been throwing out my shoes

What I do know is I'm sick of doing nothing here with you

All my blood is in my **********I'm probably dying pretty soon

Are you even comprehending what I'm saying

Please acknowledge that you hear me.

You know I don't give a d**n what your plan right now

This is me coming at you as a man right now

Lemme freak lemme freak God dammit lemme freak

Just lemme freak please God just lemme freak