Everything Happens to Me - Timothée Chalamet

I make a date for golf and you can bet your life it rains

I try to give a party and the guy upstairs complains

I guess I'll go through life just catching colds and missing trains

Everything happens to me

I never miss a thing

I've had the measles and the mumps

And every time I play an ace my partner always trumps

I guess I'm just a fool who never looks before he jumps

Everything happens to me

At first I thought that you could break this jinx for me

And that love would turn the trick to end despair

But now I just can't fool this head that thinks for me

So I've mortgaged all my castles in the air

I've telegraphed and phoned and sent an air mail special too

Your answer was goodbye and there was even postage due

I fell in love just once and then it had to be with you

Everything happens to me