Re: Your Brains - The Whiffenpoofs

Heya tom it's bob

From the office down the hall

It's good to see you buddy

How've you been

Things have been ok for me

Except that I'm a zombie now

I really wish you'd let us in

I think I speak for all of us

When I say I understand

Why you folks might hesitate

To submit to our demands

But here's an fyi

You're all gonna die screaming

All we wanna do is eat your brains

We're not unreasonable

I mean no one's gonna eat your eyes

All we wanna do is eat your brains

We're at an impasse here

Maybe we should compromise

If you open up the doors

We'll all come inside and eat your brains

I don't want to nitpick tom

But is this really your plan

Spend your whole life locked inside a mall

Maybe that's ok for now

But someday you'll be out of food and guns

Then you'll have to make the call

I'm not surprised to see you

Haven't thought it through enough

You never had the head

For all that bigger picture stuff

But tom that's what I do

And I plan on eating you slowly

All we wanna do is eat your brains

We're not unreasonable

I mean no one's gonna eat your eyes

All we wanna do is eat your brains

We're at an impasse here

Maybe we should compromise

Just open up the doors

And we'll all come inside and eat your brains

I'd like to help you tom

In any way I can

I sure appreciate the way you're working with me

I'm not a monster tom

Well technically I am

I guess I am

Got another meeting tom

Maybe we could wrap it up

I know we'll get to common ground somehow

Meanwhile I'll report back

To my colleagues who are chewing on the doors

I guess we'll table this for now

I'm glad to see you take constructive criticism well

Thank you for your time

I know we're all busy as hell

And we'll put this thing to bed

When I bash your head open

All we wanna do is eat your brains

All we wanna do is eat your brains

All the childrens of the world

All we wanna do is eat your brains

All we wanna do is eat your brains

All we wanna do is eat your brains

We're not unreasonable

I mean no one's gonna eat your eyes

Huummmm eeeiiiiiiiii