Jokes On Me (Explicit) - Tory Lanez
Ohooo ohho
Ohho
Dance 'til the mornin'
And clock out
Ohho
Strippers stealin'
Money from your locker
Ohho
I've got some b***hes
And some options
But you the one
I always pop out for you
Left side the bar
I'm out there f**k faded
Ain't anticipate the cab ride home
But we f**k made it
Sippin' 'fourty two
And Hennessy
And f**kin' Jagers
That's the reason
Why we got so dangerous
I f**kin' hate you I mean
I love you but I f**k hate you
But why the f**k you make me
Feel like we'd be f**k major
I never meant to make you feel like
I would underrate you
I'll be sittin' by this table
I'm so unstable
Summer by the bleachers smokin'
Puffin' w**d
Teachers never gave a f**k
They was paid to show up and leave
M*******a on my sleeve
JV practiced varsity
I didn't make it on the team
So I started sellin'
Nicks and dimes
And all these twenty beams
Anyting or anyting
Dub sacks and duffle bags
Hennessy and triple beams
Shawty said she f**k love me
Came around and sold me dreams
I was skatin' on a thot
Like a f**k rollin' rink
Sellin' d**e like it's my only thing
If we get caught
That chromie swing if crodie sing
Lawyer fightin' cases
For the team we got forty rings
Champagne by the cases
I came in with like forty tings
I split the scene
Like the splits in my jeans
Split in my seams
I'm gettin' money ain't it
No one was there to hold you down
When it was cloudy
But they show up when it's sunny
Ain't it
And it pours rain on
My umbrella but this one
I got's forever
Oh
I hope it was fun me
And yo' best friend
We had a thing but
That was something
She real as f**k
You could've told her
But you dead wrong
Instead you left her out for dead
Girl is your head gone
F**k is the loyalty
Tell me who the f**k
Taught you your loyalty
How you try to f**k me
And then foil me
Poppin' up in places
That you know I'll be
I done kept this s**t so real
You owe me
I done kept this s**t so real
You know me
How you movin' like
I'm not the only
How you movin' like
I left you lonely
How you movin' like
I'm not the homie
Yes I thought you would've been more loyal
Loyal to me
Yes I thought you would've been more loyal
Loyal to me
And I told everyone that you were loyal
Now the joke's on me
The joke's on me
I told everyone that you were the one
The joke's on me
And you let them laugh
Makin' jokes of me
I told my exes I'd make you my girl
Now the joke is on me
I told the people
I love that you were the one
Now the joke is on me
Oh I'm ashamed joke's on me
Oh I'm ashamed the joke's on me
Oh