The Internet Is for Porn - Stephanie D'Abruzzo/Rick Lyon/Avenue Q Ensemble

Written by：T. BERGLING/EBERT

Finally

I get to teach a whole lesson all by myself

And I'm gonna teach something relevant

Something modern

The internet

Oh

The internet is really really great

For porn

I got a fast connection so I don't have to wait

For porn

What

There's always some new site

For porn

I browse all day and night

For porn

It's like I'm surfing at the speed of light

For porn

Trekkie

The internet is for porn

The internet is for porn

What are you doing

Why you think the net was born

Porn porn porn

Trekkie oh hello good monster

You are ruining my song

Oh me sorry me no mean to

Well if you wouldn't mind please being

Quiet for a minute so I can finish

Okey dokey

Good

I'm glad we have this new technology

For porn oop

Which gives us untold opportunity

For porn ooops sorry

From your own desktop

For p

You can research browse and shop

Until you've had enough and you're ready to stop

For porn

Trekkie

The internet is for porn

No

The internet is for porn

Trekie

Me up all night honking me

Horn to porn porn porn

That's gross

You're a pervert

Ahh sticks and stones kate monster

No really

You're a pervert

Normal people

Don't sit at home

And look at porn on the internet

Ohhhhh

What

You have no idea

Ready normal people

Ready

Ready

Ready

Lemme hear it

The internet is for porn

Sorry kate

The internet is for porn

I mast**bate

All these guys unzip their flies for

Porn porn porn

The internet is caught for porn

Hold on a second

Wha

Now I happen to know for a fact that you

Rod

Check your portfolio and trade stocks online

That's correct

And brian you buy things on amazon dot com

Sure

And gary you

Keep selling your possessions on ebay

Yes I do

And princeton

You

Sent me that sweet online birthday card

True

Oh but kate

What you think he do

After

Hmmm

Yeah

Ewww

The internet is for porn

Hello

The internet is for porn

I hate porn

Grab your d*ck and double click

For porn porn porn

I hate men

Porn

Porn

The internet is for

Internet is for

Internet is for

Porn ha