Under My Rock - Patrick

It's where you'll always find me

If you're walking right behind me

Where is it Please remind me Oh yeah

Under my rock

Under my rock

Here's the bed that I lie in

Laugh and sigh and cry in

Or eat a piece of pie in

Under my rock

Under my rock

It's cold and hard and kind of gray (under my rock)

It's the only place I'll ever stay (under my rock)

Got snacks in a free telephone

In this stone that I call home

Let's rock

I got a welcome mat and dirty socks

A sink a table and a secret box

Myself and me can be alone

In my stone that I call home

That's the chair I sometimes doze on

The hankey I blow my nose on

Hey my favorite show's on

Under my rock

Under my rock

I guess that completes our tour

So let me show you to the door

That's all there ain't no more

Under my rock

Under my rock

Boys take it home

(under my rock)

Oh I already am home

(under my rock)

Yeah it's where we are

Still here (under my rock)

This is prime real estate baby (under my rock)

Everything I need I got right here (under my rock)

I don't need to go anywhere else (under my rock)

It ain't much but it's a place to hang my hat (under my rock)

I don't wear a hat I wear shorts I can hang my shorts there

Stand back I'm taking 'em off Hey where's everybody going