Rhymes - Too $hort

Without a doubt I'm comin'

Back and if you don't know

Call me S I R T double O

I like to say these rhymes

I do it all the time

I make my own damn beat

Now all the money is mine

I carry big fat wives

I treat my girls like guys

Ask 'em who do they love

And they all say Tide

I'm just an M C rapper and nothin' else

I keep rhymin' and I do it by myself

Could you be like me

I rap my none stop rhymes

You will never hear pause

When I say these lines

So go on and on I'm Sir Too $hort

Just what you've been lookin' for

Like PCP or pure ***

DJ universe got you sprung in the game

You make money hear

My rap from coast to coast

From host to host

I hear the toast

Too $hort love the

Way you that hit

Here's to you keep rhymin'

And boy don't quit

I say this is how it

Goes when I say my rap

Most times when I rhyme

Wouldn't be like that

'Cause the way I write

Rhymes you will comprehend

I'll keep rappin' to the very end

And if you call me fake

I'll say So what

I got you standin' and

Noddin' like you just shot up

So boy straightin' up

I'm still rappin'

Comin' at you fresh do

You know what happened

I'm sayin' rhymes messin'

With your mind

I didn't want your girl

'Cause she really ain't fine

I took her to a motel

Could've been a hotel

It costs me twenty dollars

But I did it so well

She had to tell your sister

Your sister told you

Now the whole damn town

Calls me playboy too

I got rhymes keep 'em

Comin' they don't stop

I'm lookin' at an empty

Page about to fill it up

I write only the truth

Speak only to you

So if I tell you to say somethin'

Then you know what to do

I got rhymes keep 'em comin'

They never stop

I live in California

Drive a drop top

Roll by the beach

Look at the freaks

Jump in my car

I do it every week

DJ's who know call me Mister $hort

All you wanna be mothers

Get no child support

I'm Too $hort baby gettin' rich

Get on the mic and then say

Like left to right right to left

Girl stealin' your heart

Is like petty theft

Like ten to nine three to two

I'll always be one up on you

Like nightfall makes

The sun go down

Crazy rack laid the beat

Changed your life around

From the sea to the mountains

The mountains to the sea

All you're gonna do

Is wanna rock this beat

It's so rough so tough

When I talk this stuff

When I get on the mic

I can't get enough

I'm the rapper of the season

Fresh and decent

All my raps are smooth and decent

I'm that rapper known

Place to place

For the hardest raps with

The hardest bass

You see I rap all the time

That's the point

When I walk in the place

I just jam the joint

Singin' old Too $hort's

On the microphone

The beat's so fresh

Can't leave me alone

You see I rap so cool

I will not shout

I keep comin' so hard

I might knock you out

If you battle with $hort

That's the chance you take

So you better come fresh

And don't be fake

All you weak MC's with

Your weak drum beats

Tellin' all your people

You can hang with me

Count one to ten count ten to twenty

And I'll just keep on makin' money

Life is Too $hort

I don't stop

I'm hooked on money

Like a junkie on top

I got to make it every day

I won't go broke

Ask me am I rich and I'll say No

I'm your homeboy Too $hort back again

Puttin' Oakland on the map

My rap will never end

I'd like to send a special

Thanks to the dangerous crew

For believin' in me when

They thought I was through

I got rhymes I keep 'em comin'

I'm on the mic I won't

Stop rappin' till it comes out right

And when it's beatin'

I'll just say Let's roll

I make another record and buy some gold

I keep rhymin' and I do it by myself

I'm like a one man crew you

See I don't need help

I get the job done so all you

Fake rappers MC's rap masters

Give it up leave that rappin' to me

Realizin' young buck you

Can't rock that beat

I rap on the mic and you'll

Believe nothin' ain't

Kickin' like the big old C

It's just one hard rapper

Spittin' a rap

Not three or four

Sucka's or a couple of saps

Like born to Mack

I'll cash a check

Walkin' 'round like a fool

Livin' up to his rep

I'll tell you life ain't long

What you waitin' for

I thought you wanted to be like Too $hort