Puddin' Taine - Primus

Pass the pen there billybob

I'll write us up a song

Or perhaps I'll pen a sonnet

If the melody sits all wrong

Hand me down a crayon

And I'll draw a mighty oak

Cause of all my brother masons

I'm the quickest with a joke

Catch me in the right light

You'll see my shapes shaped to please

And if I shank my trousers down

I'm hung just above the knees

You may have difficulty catchin breath

When you hear my weighty name

I'm the one that told you told you so

They calls me puddin taine

Now step on up to dance

Now step on up to dance and touch the hand that heals

Like the tallest hog on wall street

I'm a wheelin all the deals

They carve my face in marble

They'll etch my name in stone

They'll paint my noble portrait

And historify my home

You may have difficulty catchin breath

When you hear my weighty name

I'm the one that told you told you so

They calls me puddin taine

Calls me puddin taine calls me puddin taine

Pass the pen there billy bob I'll write us up a song

Or perhaps I'll pen a sonnet if the melody sits all wrong

Hand me down a crayon and I'll draw a mighty oak

Cause of all my brother masons I'm the quickest with a joke

Catch me in the right light

You'll see my shapes shaped to please

And if I shank my trousers down

I'm hung just above the knees

You may have difficulty catchin breath

When you hear my weighty name

I'm the one that told you so

They calls me puddin taine

Calls me puddin taine

Calls me puddin taine

Calls me puddin taine

Calls me puddin taine

Calls me puddin taine

Calls me puddin taine