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God's little gift cream and pie

Men men men umm uum

Men men men umm uum

Men men milk and honey

God's little gift for woman

I want you clever but not too clever

I want you bad but not too bad

I want you strong but not too strong

I want you to try your rightful position

Oh too too much I mean it's so good

Men men snails and puppies

Your muscles are not for fighting in war

Your lips are not for voicing opinions

Your eyes are there for us to look into

I want you to take your rightful position

Oh too too much I mean it's so good

Men men grapes and nuts

Your pants are never tight enough

Your boots are never long enough

Your skin is never young enough

I want you to hold your rightful position

Pardon me honeycum your hair piece's slipping

Men men apples and figs

I like you to be faithful but not very fussy

I like you to be behind me but not just beside me

I like you to shut up but know when to say yes

I want you to learn your frightful position

Pardon me starstud your cod piece's showing

Now you know what you have to do-oh

Now you know what's expected of you-hoo-hoo-hoo

So come come come come

Come up and hum hum

Come up and hum hum

Come up and see me sometime

Come up and see me sometime

ladies and gents I'd like to introduce you to my lower half without whom I

Won't be breathing so heavily

Honey juice you can come out of the box now

yes dear