Mr. And Mrs. Smith - Various Artists

Call the justice of the peace

But don't tell him our names

Don't put out a press release

Or mention baseball games

Book the nearest

Bridal suite one room

Will suit us fine

For the desk clerk that we meet

The only autograph

We'll sign is

Mr and Mrs Smith simply the folks

Next door

People without a single clue what

An agent or grip is for

Yes

Nothing can beat the view when as far

As the eye can see

There's

No one but Mrs

No one but Mr

Smith and me

For a home the man provides that cottage

Built for two

We'll check the small town classifieds

Variety won't do

Then we'll move

To main street U S A

And sign the deed of trust

The mailbox at our hideaway

Will tell the whole wide world

That we're just

Mr and Mrs Smith

Merely the folks next door

People who use

Their kitchen each night

Who've never been in Toujours

Yeah

Nothing

Can beat the view for as far

As the eye can see there's

No one but Mrs

No one but Mr

Smith and me

No early calls

No big premieres

No lush romantic them

We'll spend the nights making our own

Little league baseball team

We're no one you've ever seen

Movie stars don't live anywhere here

Except on the localdrive-in screen

Yes I'd gladly disappear

If it might guarantee a view of

No one but Mr

No one but Mrs

Smith and you