I'm a Player (Street Version|Explicit) - Too $hort

I'm a player and I'm playin' jus' the bass

I'm a player and I'm playin' jus' the bass

You see I made up my mind when I was seventeen

I ain' with no marriage and a weddin' ring

I be a player fo' life so where's my wife

Prob'ly at the rehab stuck on the pipe

'Cause she must be smokin' and I'm not jokin'

Too Short baby comin' straight from Oakland

Got way mo' b**ches than I ever need

I put that on a big fat bag of w**d

'Cause I can give you a b**ch who wouldn't give you joint

B**ches ain' sh*t and now I made my point

So you can light that w**d

While I spit this rap

And tell you 'bout a player from way back

I was only fourteen when I first got my dick sucked

Now I'm grown up and I really like to bust nuts

Gittin' freaky in the right situations

You wanna rap well that's a nice occupation

To git p**sy when you want 'n how you want it foo'

'Cause I was f**kin' ugly hoes back in high schoo'

I used to f**k young-a** hoes

Used to be broke and didn't have no clothes

Now I f**k top notch b**ches

Tellin' stories 'bout rags to riches

'Bout a pimp named Shorty from the Oakland set

Been mackin' fo' years 'n ain't fell of yet

So if you ever see me rollin' in my drop top caddy

Throw a peace sign and say hey pimp daddy

'Cause I never would fron' on my folks

I slow down and let the gold diggers count my spokes

B**ches come a dime a dozen

So don't get mad when I f**k your cousin

Your two sisters I even f**k your ex-b**ch

Short Dog in the house with some player sh*t

I'm a player and I'm playin' jus' the bass

I'm a player and I'm playin' jus' the bass

I'm a player and I'm playin' jus' the bass

I'm a player and I'm playin' jus' the bass

All the fake players peep game from the real

Player hatin' lover tell me how do ya feel

When you front to the homies how you grind 'em

Look fo' a tramp but you can't find 'em

You got one girlfriend you see her every night

Comin' around the partners lyin' about your life

Looked at your watch it said six twenty-two

Cut to the house and said baby I love you

Can't act like a mack like playboy Sho'

An' the rest of the macks in the streets of the O b**ch

Comin' up we learn how to freak these hoes

And when your through gittin' yours then you shake these hoes

And when your older it's nothin' but a routine

Makin' G's everyday workin' blue jeans

I know I seen it before

I see it again

Young tender saying Short would you be my man

I'm a player and I'm playin' jus' the bass

I'm a player and I'm playin' jus' the bass

I'm a player and I'm playin' jus' the bass

I'm a player and I'm playin' jus' the bass

Yeeeah there's alot of fake players out there

Talkin' bad about Ant Banks you know what I'm sayin'

But hey ain' trippin up

Short Dog what you do about them player haters

Try 'n stay away from Kriss Kross imitators

Put ya in a cross 'cause they really jus' haters

I thought you knew Short Dog is a player

Born to mack 'n got b**ches everywhere

I ride around town in my clean-a** cars

Screenin' these hoes like movie stars

Checkin' my traps like a dirty rat

I was born to mack

I'm hookin' hoes like crack I be a monkey on your back b**ch

Until you kick that Short Dog habit got you on my dick

And even though I can't f**k you every day

That's 'cause I got another b**ch aroun' the way

We can all get together on a late night

Cut to the house hook somethin' up real tight

I really don't care

Cause I'm a player

I'm a player and I'm playin' jus' the bass

I'm a player and I'm playin' jus' the bass

I'm a player and I'm playin' jus' the bass

I'm a player and I'm playin' jus' the bass