Steel skin clips forceps grooved awl

Retractors needles gouges and saws

Intestinal clamps blunt dissectors

Scalpels pins toothed directors

Tools of the trade forceps and blades

Skillfully lathed for us to maim

Bone levers spikes malleable scoops

Plates and chisels screws and spoons

Drills raspatories files and durettes

Guillotines gags and compression forceps

Tools of the trade ripping the rib-cage

To remissly lustrate so pleased to maim

Retractors mallets rugines and benders

Chisels rods sharps and catheters

Trephines undines irons and styrups

Depressors tongues sterile catgut

Tools of the trade stainless steel blades

Painstakingly lathed we're so pleased to maim