La-Di-Da-Di (Explicit) - Slick Rick/Doug E. Fresh

Lyrics by：Richard William Walters/Douglas Davis

Composed by：Richard William Walters/Douglas Davis

Hit it

Aww yea

Yea

La di da di la di da di

La di la di

You know what you peep this

La di da di we like to party

We don't cause trouble we don't bother nobody

We're just some men that's on the mic

And when we rock upon the mic

We rock the mic

Right

For all a y'all keepin' y'all in health

Just to see ya smile and enjoy ya'self

Cause it's cool when you cause a cozy conditionin'

That we create so that's our mission so listen

To what we say because this type of s**t happens everyday

I woke up around ten o'clock in the mornin'

Gave myself a

Strech up

A mornin' yawn and

Went to the bathroom to wash up

Had some soap on my face and my hand upon the cup

I said a

Mirror mirror

On the wall

Who is the top choice of them all

There was a rumble dumble

Five minutes it lasted the mirror said

You are you concieted bastard

Yo that's true that's why we never have no beef

So then I washed off the soap and brushed the gold teeth

Used "Oil of Olay" cause my skin gets pale

Then I got the files for my fingernails

Due to the night and on my behalf

I put the bubbles in the tub so I could have a bubble bath

Clean dry was my body and hair

I threw on my brand new Gucci underwear

For all the girls I might take home

I got the Johnson's Baby Powder and the

Polo Colonge

Fresh dressed like a millions bucks threw on the Valley shoes

And the fly green socks

Stepped out the house stopped short oh no

I went back in I forgot the

Then I dilly

Dally

Ran through a

Alley

Bumped into my old girl

Sally

From the

Valley

This was a girl playing hard to get

So I said "What's wrong" cause she looked upset

She said uh

It's all because of you

Say what

I'm feeling sad and blue

She said what

You went away

And now my life is filled with rainy days

And I love you so how much you'll never know

Cause you took your love away from me

Now what was I to do

She was crying over me and she was feeling blue

I said "don't cry

Dry your eye

Here comes your mother with those two little guys"

Her mean mother steps and says to me

"Hi"

Hit Sally in the face and decked her in the

Eye

Punched her in the belly and stepped on her

Feet

Slammed the child on the hard concrete

The b***h was strong the kids was gone

Something was wrong I said what was going on

I tried to break it up I said stop it leave her

She said "if I can't have you

She can't either"

She grabbed me closely by my socks

So I broke the hell out like I had the chicken pox but

She gave chase she caught up quick

She put a finger in the face of MC Rick

She said "Why don't you give me a play

So we can go cruising in my OJ

And if you give me that OK

I'll give you all my love today

Ricky Ricky Ricky can't you see

Somehow your words just hypnotize me

And I just love your jazzy ways

Oh MC Rick my love is here to stay"

And on and on and on she kept on

The b***h been around before my mother's born

I said "Cheer up" I gave her a kiss

I said "You can't have me I'm too young for you miss"

She says "No you're not" then she starts crying

I says "I'm thirty-four" she says

"Stop lying"

I said "I am go ask my mother

And with your wrinkled p***y I can't be your lover"

To the tick tock and you don't stop

To the tick tick ya don't hit it

Doug E. Fresh y'all give him a round of applause y'all

Doug E. Fresh

Yea what up