Processional and Maria (The Wedding) - Evadne Baker/Anna Leese/Portia Nelson/Marni Nixon

How do you solve a problem like Maria

How do you catch a clown and pin it down

How do you find a word that means Maria

A flibberti gibbet

A willo' the wisp

A clown

Many a thing you know you'd like to tell her

Many a thing she ought to understand

But how do you make her say

And listen to all you say

How do you keep a wave upon the sand

Oh, how do you solve a problem like Maria

How do you hold a moonbeam in your hand