Ooh let me in or I'll get physical with you

I just gotta dance right now it's critical to do

No I haven't had no d**e

Lift up the velvet rope

Mr Doorman stop teasing

I'm freezing out here

See I've got friends inside

It's my birthday tonight

And I'm not wearing trainers

Not to mention knickers

It's futile to debate

With St Peter at the gate

Made of protein milkshake and low carb intake

'Cause all in all you're just another prick at the door

Ooh let me in or I'll get physical with you

I just gotta dance right now it's critical to do

Bouncer

Hey Bouncer

Bouncer

Bouncer Bouncer Bouncer

(I just gotta dance right now it's critical)

Ooh Bouncer

Empowered and aroused

I see it in your trousers

And in the way you browse her

Look she's in

WHAT

Her dress is up to waterline

The b**ch is clearly borderline

Nose as white as Snow White's in moonlight

We stand in awe in front of another prick at the door

Ooh let me in or I'll get physical with you

I just gotta dance right now it's critical to do

Bouncer

Hey Bouncer

Bouncer

Bouncer Bouncer Bouncer

(I just gotta dance right now it's critical)

Bouncer

Hey Bouncer

Bouncer Bouncer Bouncer

Ooh let me in or I'll get physical

I just gotta dance right now it's critical

So you can play karate

You thick illiterati

I'm a black belt in life

So go home to your ugly wife

You forgot in your wisdom

The window to the ladies' room

A whole new possibility

For a cat like me

Ooh let me in or I'll get physical with you

I just gotta dance right now it's critical to do

Bouncer

Hey Bouncer

Bouncer

(Whoo-ooou)

Bouncer Bouncer Bouncer

(I just gotta dance right now it's critical)