I analyze and I verify and I quantify enough

One hundred percentile

No errors no miss

I synchronize and I specialize and I classify so much

Don't worry 'bout dreaming

Because I don't sleep

I wish I could at least 30 percent

Maybe 50 for pleasure

Then skip all the rest

If I only was more human

I would count every single second the rest of my life

If I just could be more human

I'd have so many little babies and maybe a wife

I'd roll around the mud

And have lots of fun

Then when I was done

Build bubblebath towers and swim in the tub

Sand castles on the beach

Frolic in the sea

Get a broken knee

Be scared of the dark and I'd sing out of key

Cuss when I lost a fight

Kiss and reunite

Scratch a spider bite

Be happy with wrinkles I got when I smiled

Pet kittens til they purred

Maybe keep a bird

Always keep my word

I'd cry at sad movies

I'd laugh til it hurt

I'd buy a big bike

And ride by the lake

And I'd have lots of friends

And I'd stay out til late

If I could just be more human

I would see every little thing with a gleam in my eye

If only I was more human

I'd embrace every single feeling that came in my life

Would I care and be forgiving

Would I be sentimental and would I feel loneliness

Would I doubt and have misgivings

Would I cause someone sorrow too

Would I know what to do

Will I cry when it's all over

When I die will I see heaven