Twistable Turnable Man - 岑宁儿 (Yoyo Sham)/张杰邦

He's the Twistable Turnable Squeezable Pullable

Stretchable Foldable Man

He can crawl in your pocket or fit your locket

Or screw himself into a twenty-volt socket

Or stretch himself up to the steeple or taller

Or squeeze himself into a thimble or smaller

Yes he can course he can

He's the Twistable Turnable Squeezable Pullable

Stretchable Shrinkable Man

And he lives a passable life

With his Squeezable Lovable Kissable Hugable

Pullable Tugable Wife

And they have two twistable kids

Who bend up the way that they did

And they turn and they stretch

Just as much as they can

For this Bendable Foldable

Do-what-you're-toldable

Easily moldable

Buy-what you're-soldable

Washable Mendable

Highly Dependable

Buyable Saleable

Always available

Bounceable Shakeable

Almost unbreakable

Twistable Turnable Man

Yes he can course he can

He's the Twistable Turnable Squeezable Pullable

Stretchable Shrinkable Man