Monster Mash

(Who knows?)

I was working in the lab, late one night

When my eyes beheld a eerie sight

For my monster from the slab began to rise

And suddenly to my surprise he did the mash

From my laboratory in the castle east

To the master bedroom where the vampires feast

The ghouls all came from their humble abode

To get a jolt from my electrodes, they did the mash

The Zombies were having fun, the party had just begun

The guests included Wolf man, Dracula and his son

The scene was rocking, all were digging sounds

Igor on chains, backed by his babe hounds

The coffin baggers were about to arrive

With their vocal group, 'The Crypt Kicker Five'

They played the mash

Out from his coffin, Drac's voice did ring

Seems he was troubled by just one thing

He opened the lid and shook his fist and said

"What ever happened to the Transylvania Twist?"

It's now the mash

Now every thing's cool, Drac's a part of the band

And my Monster Mash is the hit of the land

For the living, this mash was meant too

When you get to my door, tell them Boris sent you

Then you can mash