Ha!

　　Dear Mr. and/or Mrs. Sender

　　We're pleased to inform you that your application's been accepted

　　Starting from the time you get this letter

　　Your life will be one never-ending

　　"Hope you're feeling better"

　　You get your choice of an aesthetic

　　Ah, ah, ah, ah

　　We'll need to chop your clock off

　　Tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tock

　　It might not be what you expected

　　Ohh-oh-oh

　　There is no money back once you've been ripped off, ripped off, ripped off

　　Today's a very special day

　　Ohh-oh

　　The boys'll murder for it, but what will the neighbors say?

　　It leaves you feeling pretty hollow

　　It might be nice to look at

　　Don't forget you're stuck with it tomorrow, and tomorrow, and tomorrow

　　You're big enough to stop pretending

　　You'll start to really show within a week or so

　　So don't go saying it's just come to your attention

　　Ohh-oh-oh

　　You'll get more than you're asking for without the right protection

　　Today's a very special day

　　Ohh-oh

　　And how you'd love to have a little thing with which to play

　　But love won't get you very far, oh

　　Today be still your beating heart

　　You'll have to keep on feeding it tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow

　　Tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow

　　Boys will be boys

　　Will be boys will be boys

　　Will be boys will be boys

　　Will be girls

　　With no warning, ah-ah

　　Girls will be girls

　　Will be guys

　　Will be boys

　　That don't cry

　　Over toys

　　That they use

　　To beat girls

　　They despise

　　By the morning, oh

　　They always said that sex would change you, change you, change you, change you

　　No second thoughts, the knife is nearing

　　You'll never hear the little pitter-patter, pitter-patter

　　Of this little feat of engineering

　　Ohh-oh-oh

　　Of course I love you, and of course it's what's inside that matters

　　But I think the whole charade is ending

　　Ah, ah, ah

　　It seems to me to be the only way to keep from getting

　　Caught up in a long life of regretting

　　The doctors said that once you get a taste for it you'll keep on cutting

　　But while we happen to be here

　　Ohh-oh

　　Why don't you whisper all those sweet forevers in my ear

　　Stiff upper lip in all this sorrow

　　Hurry up and stick it in

　　You never know when it will end tomorrow or tomorrow or tomorrow

　　Tomorrow or tomorrow or tomorrow

　　Tomorrow, tomorrow, tomorrow, tomorrow

　　End tomorrow, end tomorrow, end tomorrow

　　Ohh-oh

　　They always said that sex would change you, change you, change you, change you

　　Ha!

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