White Dude - Lil Dicky

And you ain't even want it wit da boy

Cuz the way I'm living life

Is a muthaf**king joy

On some grown man B.I

I could have been a girl

Or any ethnicity up in the world

But I'm rolling with the top back

I ain't gotta worry where the cops at

I ain't gotta wear a f**king bra strap

Me and the crew

Are really doing everything that we like to

Man it's a damn good day to be a white dude

Sh*t I'm living good up in this b**ch

Dicky rolling round the city blowing good up in that wip

I ain't black or Dominican not Hispanic or Indian

So imprisonment is not a predicament I envision

For a white boy

Holl atcha muthaf**king kike boy

Higher than a muthaf**king kite it's alight boy

They ain't suspicious of Jews

I'll show contrition it's cool

Slap on the wrist get ma daddy to choose

One of them top lawyers DAT be rolling round in his crew

I'm eating chop soy and bowling on a carnival cruise

Das what I do kid

Happy that my name ain't stupid

Dave coulda been Daquan wit a few kids

But now I'm farting overeating at meals

If ain't I gotta theme party I won't be at goodwill

I'm dentist paying tennis playing smelling on some Cabernet

And I ain't gay but if I was everything would be okay look

I know I'm being condescending in ma rhymes

But ma premium channels mean Tyler Perry's never live

Getting tickets they sick I sit at the eagle 45

Where I'm eating when I'm high's where they eat at to survive

And you ain't even want it wit da boy

Cuz the way I'm living life is a muthaf**king joy

On some grown man B.I

I could have been a girl

Or any ethnicity up in the world

But I'm rolling with the top back

I ain't gotta worry where the cops at

I ain't gotta wear a f**king bra strap

Me and the crew

Are really doing everything that we like to

Man it's a damn good day to be a white dude

Yeah it's little di in this b**ch ho

Happy that I'm white but relieved I ain't a chick yo

I never wake up and have to cake on ma make up

Or straighten hair I ain't given a damn

I'm wearing whatever I wanna in this muthaf**ka

They up in heels

And tummy tucking they don't grub except for takin' them pills foreal

And I won't bleach sh*t

I won't gotta eat dick

I ain't bleeding up out ma penis

Smoking the w**d I won't fall asleep because I'm cheefing

In disagreements I participate without weeping

And when I'm freaking I'm getting dips high fives and all that

Ma rep going up and at best ho a slut

So what up

Ya boy cut up

But eat butter

And I ain't gotta speak to ma mother to still love her

And I been getting better looking with age

But a guy can get who he deserves wit a horrible face

I go on dates and never have to worry about getting raped

And I watch a game and never have to worry about how it's played

And I meet a babe and never have to act deliriously fake

And if impregnate I can pack a bag and be on my way

But good luck girl

And you ain't even want it wit da boy

Cuz the way I'm living life is a muthaf**king joy

On some grown man B.I

I could have been a girl

Or any ethnicity up in the world

But I'm rolling with the top back

I ain't gotta worry where the cops at

I ain't gotta wear a f**king bra strap

Me and the crew

Are really doing everything that we like to

Man it's a damn good day to be a white dude