Mic Checka (Remix) - Das EFX

Riggidy-raow ziggidy gadzuks here i go so

Fliggedy-flame on g-geronimo yo

I biggedy-burn riggedy-rubber

When i blabber great

I miggedy-make the

Wonder twins deactivate

It's crazy i'm biggedy-breakin'

Backs and bustin' lips

I friggedy-freaked gladys knight

And those freakin' pips

Shrimps i miggedy-make enough

Noise like bamm-bamm

Throw boulders from bedrock you'll

Get dropped i slam man

So check it

I riggedy-wreck it quick aw shucks

I giddedy-got the big ducks

Like daddy warbucks

I riggedy-rocked the coca-cabana

Banana split

Hack-tho spit so sit

I friggedy-freak it from here to bangladesh

I riggedy-rippin' flesh plus i get fresh like this

Swish swiggedy-swooshed kid you'll get it done

Swooshed for fun i riggedy-rhyme like no one

I biggedy-bum riggedy-rush

Chiggedy-chumps i'm savage

I shake 'em up and down

Like the down jones average

I'm cocky like rocky

I biggedy-bangs the best

So tiggedy-tell your friend chump

'Cause here comes das efx

A-higgedy-hoy there matey

I giggedy-gots to flow

My saturday nights

Are live-er than joe piscopo

So yo siggedy-save

The bait for charlie tuna

See i be the boogie banger

Like esiason's the boomer

I'm higgedy-hots to trot

I giggedy-gots the motts

Jewels plus dreads so toots

Call me goldilocks

I ciggedy-catch the scoop

From peter jennings

Do a spin like the mag

And i slide like peggy fleming

Or a smiggedy-smack a fag

And choke 'em up until he squeals

I hawiian punched the captain

And now i'm maxing with tenille

I piggedy-pack steel i got a big gun

I'm freaking the track from brooklyn

Yo 'cause brooklyn's where i'm from

Tiggedy-time to get buck wild

Call me butterfingers

'Cause i dippedy-drop 'nuff styles

Iggedy eeny meeny miney moe

Shiggedy-bop

Bap i'll snatch a rapper by his toe

I riggedy-write my pages

When i figgedy-feel the flavor

I fliggedy-fly the friendly skies

So now i be a sky pager

I friggedy-freaked the funka

The rough nestle cruncher

Word to arch bunker

Give me the mike

And i'll liggedy-light it up like uncle fester

Microphone checka one two checka

I tiggedy take no shorts i'm not the fella

I can even act: stella stella

Yo stella here ciggedy-comes

The bum rush maybe

No static i niggedy-knows

More kids than um bebe

So higgedy-hey hey

Hey not dwayne but i got props

I biggedy-bust rhymes

Like slick rick busts shots

So when i friggedy-freaks the funk

I'll be the ill funk freaka

I stiggedy-stole an apple from

This bum named bonita

So riggedy-rub-a-dub

I got the lip to make ya flip

Bustin heads with erik sherman

And my man parish smith

Kiggedy-kiss my grits check the jingle

I diggedy-don't bruise

But snooze like rip van winkle

So twinkle twinkle twinkle little star

I sliggedy-slam dunk like

Kareem abdul-jabbar

Numbskull i piggedy-pump

Up like reebok pumps

I friggedy-freak the stuff that

Makes a camel lose his humps chumps

So wiggedy-where's the beef um chief

He figgedy-fits the mold like

The gold that's on his teeth

I rocks 'em i socks 'em i drops 'em ah-choo

So riggedy-ready sit down hut one hut two

I diggedy dot my i's and cross my tiggedy-t's bro

I swiggedy-swing more action than hawaii five-o