Personality Goes A Long Way - John Travolta

You want some bacon

No man I don't eat pork

Are you Jewish

No I ain't Jewish I just don't dig on swine that's all

Why not

Pigs are filthy animals I don't eat filthy animals

But bacon tastes good pork chops taste good

Hey sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie

But I'd never know cause

I wouldn't eat the filthy motherf**kers

Pigs sleep and root in sh*t

That's a filthy animal

I don't eat nothin' that ain't got sens

E enough to disregard its own feces

How about a dog

A dog eats its own feces

I don't eat dog either

Yeah but do you consider a dog

To be a filthy animal

I wouldn't go so far as to call a dog filthy

But it's definitely dirty

But dogs got personality

Personality goes a long way

So by that rationale

If a pig had a better personality

He would cease to be a filthy animal

Is that true

We'd have to be talkin'

'Bout one charmin' motherf**kin' pig

I mean he'd have to be ten times more charmin'

Than that Arnold on Green Acres

You know what I'm sayin'