The Underworld (Acapella) - Reel Wolf

Reel Wolf, underground sh*t

I guess I'm up first, right?

I'mma rap first?

Alright, let me hit this blunt right quick

I'm the sickest motherf**ker on this earth

That'll f**k a transvestite, dog, or blue Smurf

Bizarre smack a b**ch quick

Then give her a** and lick while she take a sh*t

F**k your period, f**k your rag

Take it in your a**, just like a fag

All my fans is crazy, they love it

That's why I say f**k it, and smack you in public

I'm rugged!

Yeah, you know me well

The Gods said that they owe me hell

I'm The Outlaw Josey Wales

Make a ni**a feel spiritual like holy tales

From the bible, roll Exodus and then inhale

No one knows you, so if I k**l you who’d I tell?

Half-hipster, whiney ni**a that’s a f**kin' fail

Life without purpose, that’s a f**king jail

Lost Cauze, when I spit it’s f**king hell

Master a dance of lesbians

Satanic majesty's equestrian

On a black steed stampeding pedestrians

'Do what thou willt' shall be the whole of the law

I get my d**k sucked by a nun with the soul of a whore

Superstitious like a gypsy casting a death-spell

Exhale chem-trails

Strangle you with your own entrails

14th day of July innocence was averted

Ill Bill, born on the same day Billy The Kid was murdered

It's k**l or be killed

So watch out for the villain - he's ill

I'm slinging rap, swinging bats like I'm in little league still

Sniffing coc*ine off a coin with Kennedy's grill

Cough from a joint while I'm crushing my enemies will

I'm a homicidal Hercules, doggie, I'm an urban myth

I swerve the whip, get my d**k sucked while on my work release

I give these rappers bad advice and a nervous twitch

Penetrate and innovate, a renegade, I murder sh*t

I'm a real wolf

With the Underworld flick

I ain't racist just cause I split your head to the white meat

The missing link Yeti-Sasquatch, yeah I might be

This sh*t's real - distribute guns in the kids meal

Open the box, hold the Glock, bust a shot through the windshield

The manifestation of evil stay alive and breathing

I'm Satan's fitness trainer, exercising demons

Respect the shooter, I'll find the bastard

Hell, my little pistol is a fire hazard

My d**k stays hard in graveyards, you pray hard

As I make love to Adolf Hitler’s carcass

Call me a n****r as I lick his heartless chest

I guess these skinhead Nazis wanna get retarded

Why? as I’m f**king your leader all in his a**

Speak to him in Hebrew, f**k the Führer until his wrecked, dead again

Tell the Aryans I’m burring my head rag in his belly

And it’s scary cause I licking his mustache

Son of a killer, Mr. f**king grimey

SAS 22nd regiment limey

Born in a bar with my eyes wide open

Inspired by debacles since I came out the fallopian

We don't f**k around, got permits to carry

Everybody walks around like Dirty f**king Harry

Don't play my town, cause we will f**king bury you

Carry you to a farm cut off your arms, chewed up by animals

On your mark, get set, ready to go

Green light, checkered flag, time to get that dough

And ayo, in the underworld I'm half-wolf and half-lycan

Swing the Excalibur, barbaric viking

Vicodin, marijuana, coc*ine, the Grateful Dead

Average rapper kidnapping

Be sure to make your bed

When they battle me fatality take your head

And write a rhyme with your blood

The page's painted red

I'm the king of Castle Greyskull

My grey matter's powerful as Grey Hulk

I’m Zartan, I’m Tarzan before he went to Greystroke

My brain's broke, slang d**e

And when I speak, my slang's d**e

You're soft as f**k - your whole album is a gay joke

Rap's lethal, spit a sixteen at you

We'll paint the ceiling with your brains

Like the Sistine Chapel

I'm the cardinal of carnage, the poisonous priest

Don't bother praying to your God

There's no avoiding this beast

You ain't about that life

You a bastard that won't attack

I'm the type to grab a knife

And I'm stabbing you with it backwards

I'm backslapping wack a** non-rappers

Snatch the breath out of your faster than asthma without a gas mask

I lace hash, a heinous figure

Slash-murderer, I'm burning these legacy killers

Putting mo' metal in *s than robotic mechanisms

Kill his woman and brag about it in prison

Rambo-knife, show you what bloody is

You call it a dead cop, I call it a bloody pig

You think your hands nice money? You's a funny kid

You next to get molly-whopped like your buddy did

The Ruger Blackhawk, stick it in the dunny rib

Throw him in the f**king bathroom like Sunny did

The biggest show in your career; like a hundred kids

The AR-15 blew off like a hundred wigs

Grim reaper to Ariel Castro, Adam Lanza, James Holmes

Flame on, no it ain't wrong when I'mma have them plans for cancer

Then land ya in a hands up tense panthers

Damned with antlers to ram ya man pampers

Scrams the answer, No evil understands ya

Grandeur and like you were three times the word lambda

I’ll be the damper on a clan’s fam camper

Necromancer drinking vodka and Fanta with Santa