Modern Major General - Veggie Tales

Junior

I am the very model of a modern Major-General

I've information vegetable animal and mineral

I know the kings of England and I quote the fights historical

From Marathon to Waterloo in order categorical

I'm very well acquainted too with matters mathematical

I understand equations both the simple and quadratical

About binomial theorem I'm teeming with a lot o' news

With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse

I'm very good at integral and differential calculus

I know the scientific names of beings animalculous

In short in matters vegetable animal and mineral

I am the very model of a modern Major-General

I am the very model of a modern Major-General

I've information vegetable animal and mineral

I know the kings of England and I quote the fights historical

From Marathon to Waterloo in order categorical

I'm very well acquainted too with matters mathematical

I understand equations both the simple and quadratical

About binomial theorem I'm teeming with a lot o' news

With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse

I'm very good at integral and differential calculus

I know the scientific names of beings animalculous

In short in matters vegetable animal and mineral

I am the very model of a modern Major-General