Good Afternoon (Explicit) - Ryan Reynolds/Will Ferrell/The Spirited Ensemble

Lyrics by：Benj Pasek/Justin Paul/Khiyon Hursey/Sukari Jones/Mark Sonnenblick

Composed by：Benj Pasek/Justin Paul/Khiyon Hursey/Sukari Jones/Mark Sonnenblick

Now fellow here you are

In a ****** British bar

With a frothy little frown upon your lips

Another pint for me friend

Extra warm

Your accent blows

Well I beg to differ

As you're drownin' in that ale you're

Feelin' like a failure

Sorrier than soggy fish and chips

But you don't have to sit and pout

Just let your inner Scrooge come out

'Cause why should any other jerk enjoy his day

When you're down in the dumps and need some cheerin' upsies

Turn and tap

A 'apless chap

And sweetly say

Good afternoon

Good afternoon

Well I never

Just let one fly

And you'll be smi-

Lin' pretty soon

Like this

Good afternoon

I beg your pardon

You pompous a*s

It's like "Piss off" but with a little touch of class

Oh two little words can totally change a tune

Good afternoon

Good afternoon

Good afternoon

So you've done nothing wrong

In so very very long

And I get it's an important point of pride

It's part of my job

But come on now don't stay quiet

You know you wanna try it

Better to never let all of the bitter be bottled up inside

Oi out of the road dingus

Oh come on bub

He's got it coming

You know you want to

Come on

It's right there

Just let it

Good afternoon

Yes

Good afternoon

The hell you say

So you're a wankerous cantankerous buffoon

What's all this then

Good afternoon

You smell of ****e

Now we didn't say "Good morning" or "Good night"

That's right

Yes two little words can totally change a tune

Good afternoon

Good afternoon

Good afternoon

She clogged the loo

Good afternoon

He diddled your wife

Good afternoon

It meant not a thing I swear upon my life

Good afternoon

He has the plague

Good afternoon

She called you a w***e

Good afternoon

I'm an orphan

Please sir may I have some more

Good afternoon

Hello guv'nor

Good afternoon

Pardon his French

Good afternoon

Just deplore 'em

With decorum

Like you're Judi bloody Dench

Wait wait was that Judi Dench

Oh my God she's a national treasure

I love her in everything

I loved her in that that chocolate

Chocolat

Chocolat

While we're stumbling through the streets of London town

The quickest little pick-me-up is kicking people down

Good afternoon it's tons of fun

And if you're short then you can kiss my Dickens son

Woah woah no no no no stop

No it's Charles Dickens

It's a funny little thing

Yes thank you but there is a baby

Oh there's a baby Madam I am so sorry

And ma'am

Good afternoon

Good afternoon

Our favorite swear

Just let a little vile fill the village square

A pin to pop some prick's balloon

And nobody is immune

For giving a man

A kick in the pantaloon

Oh two little words can totally change a tune

Good afternoon

Good afternoon

Good afternoon

Good afternoon

Good afternoon

Good afternoon

Good afternoon

Good afternoon

Good afternoon

Good afternoon