Business Man (Explicit) - Tom Cardy

Composed by：Tom Cardy

B-B-B-B-Business man

B-B-B-B-Business man

I'm a business man with a business plan

I'm gonna make you money in business land

I'm a cool guy talkin' 'bout GameStop

I'm definitely not a cop

Why'd you say you're not a cop

Because I'm not

I think that you're a cop

I also think that you're a cop

Listen boys you better both stop

Or I'll have you arreste I'm not a cop

I'm a business man with a business tan

I spend my days in a big black unmarked van

If you wanna talk turkey I'm here to talk shop

I'm definitely not a cop

You're a motherf**king cop

I can tell from the way that you stand

And you said that you worked in an unmarked van

Well listen boys

I'm not a cop

I'm a business man in a coffee shop

With a loaded pistol and a bulletproof vest

I saw my wife get killed by the d**g cartel

I'm not a cop

B-B-B-B-Business man

B-B-B-B-Business man

B-B-B-B-Business man

Why does he have a gun

Ski-bi-di-bi-dap-dap-dap-di-bi-dap

Business

Calling Officer Jackson has your cover been blown

Is that your police radar

That was my business phone

And the cover they're referring to

Is when I sung "Money" by Pink Floyd

Yeah that's a business song

Saying "business" before another word

Doesn't make the whole thing business related

And if I may critique the whole police system

Then oh look there's a sniper pointed at my forehead

No it's not

Yes it is

No it's not

See this little red dot

Yes

That's for a sniper shot

There's no snipers here and there's no police plot

Snipers ready

Do it now take the shot

I'm a business man speaking with two friends

And one of them has a single chickenpock on their head

I don't know the guy who's dressed in camouflage

With an M-21 pointed at your friend's head

You shouldn't have said that

I think you've really upset him

What do you mean you don't know me

I was the best man at your wedding

I'm a business man I'm not friends with snipers

Oh yeah

Oh yeah

Ah You shot me in the leg

You shot him in the leg

You shot me in my left leg

You shot him in his left leg

He's a business man who's definitely not a cop

But now he's been shot in his left leg

How about now

No I still don't know you

Say my name

I don't know your name

Why don't you say his name

He's gonna shoot you again

I told you I don't know his na

Oh he shot my other leg

He shot his other leg

He shot me in my right leg

He shot him in the right leg

He's a business man getting shot in his legs

By his ex-best man he is not a cop

Say my name

No you've got a dumb name

Ugh fine Dwink Bexon

What

That's his name Dwink Bexon

Oh that's that's fine

Okay that's a name I suppose

That's a pretty dumb name

Ah Dwink Bexon just shot me in the tits

Ah Dwink stop shooting my business associates

I'm a bad cop and if you couldn't tell

I also killed your wife in that d**g cartel

Call for backup or we're all gonna die

Just admit that you're police and save our lives

Boys I'd do anything to make the shooting stop

But I've told you before I'm not a cop

B-B-B-B-Business man

B-B-B-B-Business man

B-B-B-B-Business man

I told you before I'm in business only

With a b-b-b-briefcase

And a b-b-b-ballpoint pen ah

He's definitely not a cop

B-B-B-B-Business man

B-B-B-B-Business man