Founding Fathers (Rap) (Explicit) - Trevor Moore

The name is George Washington

But it's The General to you

Or you could call me

President 1 or 3 or 2

And you probably heard

A lot a silly stories 'bout me

But let me lay it down

How raw it really used to be

I got a **** operation

Back at the plantation

Selling the stickiest **** around the new nation

So come run and find me

If you wanna get high

'Cause honestly I got the bombest

I cannot tell a lie

Pick it dry of course I'm gonna try

Bag it brick it

And then just let them buy it

And if the Brits wanna

Come to take a piece of the cut

I'll raise a whole ******* army

Let them see what's what

The King's like

Yo I gotta get paid

I'm like

Tuff titty

'Cause yall's a whole ocean away

And you can try to send some ships

Come make me pay up

But that's an awful long way

Just to sick these nuts

You get my ******* message son

Take it Thomas Jefferson

Sell *** run guns nail sluts

And **** the law

We're founding fathers

We're Rushmore ****

And we were all high as balls

The Declaration of Independence

I wrote so high

I'm surprised it makes sense

But we take these truths to be self evident

It goes puff puff pass

The next round you get skipped

Abe Lincoln I know what you're thinkin'

Greatest President ever

I'll have what he's drinkin'

Ha ha yeah well see

That's where you'd be wrong

'Cause if you wanna chill with me

You better go and grab that bong

Or an apple or a can

See you do not understand

Faded 24/7 'cause that's just the way I am

I can see you're having

A little trouble believing me

Then check this letter that I wrote

Recorded down in history

Ahem

Two of my favorite things are sitting on my porch

And smoking a pipe of that sweet **** of course

That's a quote that I wrote while

I was still in office

But enough of that I am too high

I have to back up off this

Where's my horse I think I need to go

And ride him home

I was supposed to leave about four score

And twenty riffs ago

You see my hat

I like it I kinda think it looks like a stove

Scratch it pass it one more time

And let me hit it for the road

Sell *** run guns

Nail sluts and **** the law

We're founding fathers

We're Rushmore ****

And we were all high as balls

And don't let them try

And tell ya' we grew it just for rope

You can check what we

Wrote down in our harvest notes

We separated seeds that

We found more potent

In layman's terms we were into getting' bent

Smokin' out the Continental Congress

Everybody's ******* be like all up on us

Patrick Henry's in the corner

Lookin' pretty well spent

Ben Franklin got so high

He forgot to be President

Your girl just said she never had it hit so good

Smoked so many trees

That my ******* teeth turned wood

And if they make a monument to me when I die

It'll be a giant abstract joint up in the sky

But you know they're gonna whitewash me

Make up some corny **** about

Me choppin' cherry trees

It's hard to control a people

If their Founder's a thug

So they'll just teach that I was all prayers

Puppies and hugs

But that just ain't the way it was

We set this whole place up

With a hell of a buzz

So next time they try to tell

Ya that this stuff is wrong

Look at a dolla light a blunt

******* sing my song

Sell *** run guns

Nail sluts and **** the law

We're founding fathers we're Rushmore ****

And we were all high as balls

The Declaration of Independence

I wrote so high I'm surprised it makes sense

But we take these truths to be self evident

It goes puff puff pass

The next round you get skipped

We're the Founders and we found this

And we found it with some ********

We're the Founders and we found this

And we found it with some ********

Mount Rushmore Crew

Stone monument to some monumental stoners

Ha ha

G Washington T Jefferson and A Lincoln

And **** that other guy

Calvin Coolidge Whoever the ****

We History