Be Prepared - Benjy Gaither

37 years ago a witch done put a spell on

Me

The spell where when I'm talkin' I'm singin' it with

Glee

When you're always singin' you've got to live alone

That's why I made this mountain shack my home

And when you're on the mountain you got no

Guarantees

That life will turn up roses or turn out as

You please

When you're on the mountains there's lots to be

A'feared

That's why this here old mountain goat's prepared

Be prepared be prepared

This lesson must be shared

This lesson must be shared

Be prepared

Be prepared be prepared

And unless you got a spare

You got one life so handle it with care

But I got horns that open bottles

And I got horns that holds my keys

I got horns that when you turn'em right they help

Me watch tv

I got horns that open pickle jars

And horns that come with hair

I got horns that hang my other horns

I alway come prepared

Be prepared be prepared

This lesson must be shared

This lesson must be shared

Be prepared

Be prepared be prepared

And unless you got a spare

You got one life so handle it with care

When avalanche is comin' and I do not fell

Prepared

It's rumblin' like a mountain lion I must say

I'm scared

And if not for the witch's spell you'd hear how

I scream

But since I'm only singin' I'll just yodel till were

Creamed