Welcome to the interplanetary ballroom,the only dance hall playing hits

From the past present and future temporal sector simultaneously

A little warning to our dancers tonight who only perceive in three dimensions

This next one's a bit of a doozie!

Dancefloor,Cha Cha Cha

Salsa,Rumba

Tango,Manbo

Bol é Picante

Spacetime,Gravity

Champagne,Reality

Move to the beat of the Transcendental Cha Cha Cha

Right foot forward,spin to the left

Look through time and witness your death

Grab your partner by the head and reveal to them the ultimate secret

The multiverse is getting colder,colder

Still every universe somehow got zumba

The likelihood of that is 10billion,3million,8thousand,5hundred to to the power of 42

Jump back in line transcendental Cha Cha time

Forward,backward,take three steps

Shimmy to the right,witness the void

Void's got style,void's can dance

The void wears tearaway pants

The void consumes all realities,which includes up till now 7 billion belinis

But if you're too scared to dance ,don't worry,just relax

Close your eyes open your mind,brace yourself and clap three times

Somewhere out there,there's a planet just like yours

A perfect carbon copy with a you that looks identical

That looks like a lives and breathes exactly just like you

Except for one big difference

This you is not s**t scared to hit the~

Dancefloor,Cha Cha Cha

Salsa,Rumba

Tango,Manbo

Fandange Caliente!

Space Time,Gravity

Champagne,Reality

Move to the beat of the Transcendental Cha Cha Cha

Slide to the left,witness perfection

Slide to the right,nothing means anything

Or anything means nothing,I get them mixed up

Either way a reason to shake you butt butt

Second verse now,you're doing pretty well

Following the beat can be hell

The bridge,outro,double chorus,every possibility

All playing simultaneously

Sometimes this song,it sounds like:

Lucky that today the you that's here

Perceives a song that sounds like Cha Cha

Infinity is a long time

Especially when you're waiting in the drinks line

Existential thoughts assail ya

At least now you got a margarita

But now it's a dog and now it's a cat

It's everything and nothing,it's a baseball bat

Suddenly you're standing on an alien planet

Where cocktails haven't been invented yet

Godamn!

Now you're an old french dandy

Now you're made of cotton candy

Now you're back in the club,a little less scared to shake your rump

Now you can see what we see

Now that you're been where we've beee

The music always playing,from the start till end of time

It's always playing in your mind don'tlet it twist up your inside

We can't stop the band from jamming in every reality

They're playing rock they're playing trance

They're playing a string symphony

But this is the only time in existence that we ever know so far

That the song has sounded anything like a Cha Cha

Hit the Dancefloor,Cha Cha Cha

Salsa,Rumba

Tango,Manbo

Ricardo dobrando minha mente

Spacetime,Gravity

Champagne,Reality

Move to the beat of the Trancendental Cha Cha Cha

The universe is getting colder,colder

Still every planet somehow got Zumba

Expand your music repertoire

And eat your caviar like neutron star

Transcendental Cha Cha Cha