Everything was in there

That you＇d want to see

Corned beef and onions

And true love

Turnips and tinned tomatoes

Parsnips and a few potatoes

A couple extra blessings

From above

Now this here mingle-mangle

Was my best one yet

A big old bad goulash

Worth waiting for

And I＇m just about to dip my can

Taste some brotherhood of man

When I get a feeling

That there＇s a flaw

Who put old pig****

In the mulligan

Was it you

Who put old pig****

In the mulligan stew

I close my eyes

For just a minute

What do you do

Who put old pig****

In the mulligan stew

You won＇t find self-improvement

Or philosophy

In a dumpster sitting by

The kitchen door

There＇s plenty leek and humble pie

Ain＇t too much ham on rye

Sometimes I wonder

What I＇m looking for

But a spoonful of forgiveness

Goes a long long way

And we all should do our best

To get along

Add a pinch of kindness crumbling

To your loving dumpling

Okra for thickening

When something＇s wrong

But who put old pig****

In the mulligan

Was it you

Who put old pig****

In the mulligan stew

I close my eyes

For just a minute

What do you do

Who put old pig****

In the mulligan stew Who put old pig**** In the mulligan stew