EW! - Jimmy Fallon/will.i.am

Seriously

Look at her butt Ew

Oh she looks like a slut Ew

I'm like "what the what" Ew

Right

Right

Ew ew

Oh you got to see this

Oh my gross I can't believe it

Ew

She's so basically basic ew

She's literally making me sick ew

This is embarrassing Ew ew

Like seriously seriously Ew ew

No seriously seriously Ew ew

I can't I can't Ew ew

Look at look at this

OM-effin-G what the eff

You're gonna freaking flip

Like seriously freaking flip

Cause Sally's mad at Iggy

Because Iggy's booty's more biggy

And Sally's booty's twiggy

So she called her friend Cybie

Now Sally's gonna get impleggies

What's impleggies

Implants silly Ew

I'm freaking for real

I think silicone butts are ew ew

Where'd she get that outfit

Ew

That girl is totally ratchet

Ew

No seriously

Who likes that

Ew

Right right

Ew ew

Look at the way she takes pics

Ew

And what's up with those duck lips

Ew

She's so lame

Ew

Super lame Ew ew

This is embarrassing Ew ew

Like seriously seriously Ew ew

No seriously seriously Ew ew

Oh my gosh Ew ew

I am not hating

I am merely conversating

With my BFF Sara

So bust your rhyme Sara

It's mir I am and you know who

Now here's some things

I think are ew

FaceTime and reclining in

Airplane seats and then Vining

Retweeting tweets I'm not lying

Cause even rhyming's ann-iy-ing

Bread bowls and ravioli

Casserole a roly poly

Caterpillar on my really old

And moldy windowsill Ew

Trapper keepers

And a creeper wearin

Sneakers with the toes

And maybe Frozen cuz

You knowing I don't

Wanna build a snowman

Ew ew

Ew ew ew ew ew ew

Seriously yeah

Hello my name is Sara

That's Sara with no "H"

Too bad if you don't like it

Cause haters gonna

Hate my Stepdad Gary

He tries to act so cool

Every time we see him

My friends and I say "Ew"

Hey funky bunch

What're you guys doing

Oh my gosh

It's my step dad Gary

And he just ruined it

I heard that funky beat

That you were playing down here

It's a party over here

It's a party over here

Ew