I'll give you everything you'll ever need

And I'll find a way to turn you into a monster

Me and you we could rule the world

'Cos no-one's gonna mess with me

I'm a monster

I'll give you everything you'll ever need

And I'll find a way to turn you into a monster

Me and you we could rule the world

'Cos no-one's gonna f**k with me

I'm a monster

Dr Jekyll I'm Mr Hyde saw a chick walk in with a big behind

Now I'm stalking my victim out

Unrecognizable 'cos I'm in disguise

Pin blue eyes and her's were green

Crept up behind she turned and screamed

Everybody turned to see

I tried to run tripped up and hurt my knee

I can't believe that she got away

Think of all the love that we could of made

I really did mess it up

I've ruined my only chance with a sugababe

Now I'm a bit ticked off

Back to the flat

Hat then hits off

Then relax with a glass of milk

Apparently Pixie drinks lots

I'll give you everything you'll ever need

And I'll find a way to turn you into a monster

Me and you we could rule the world

'Cos no-one's gonna mess with me

I'm a monster

I'll give you everything you'll ever need

And I'll find a way to turn you into a monster

Me and you we could rule the world

'Cos no-one's gonna f**k with me

I'm a monster

Now so so shit

Not for me not pro no

Me my fells so hit

Quasimodo it

Guna go between both my legs

Its looks like a pogo stick

Heh admit i am a free view

Frankenstein with a screw loose

In search of a new neck pole

How long will his neck hold hmm

I'll be fine with a needle and friend

A lil Jack

And i'm evil again

Scheming again

Introduce me to anyone decent

Ill find evil in them

Everybodies BC

I don't feel them

If i could i would kill them

Before i go id like to say thanks to Peter Andre

For looking after my children

There ain't a lie and i'm ain't crook far

And apparently you ain't have to look hard

Don't get it confused i'm a crookstar

Bin there i was warm with a mistaaa

There ain't a lie and i'm ain't crook far

And apparently you ain't have to look hard

Don't get it confused i'm a crookstar

Bin there i was warm with a mistaaa

Monster Monster Monster Monster Monster

Monster Monster Monster Monster Monster

Monster Monster Monster Monster Monster

MONSTER

I'll give you everything you'll ever need

And I'll find a way to turn you into a monster

Me and you we could rule the world

'Cos no-one's gonna mess with me

I'm a monster

I'll give you everything you'll ever need

And I'll find a way to turn you into a monster

Me and you we could rule the world

'Cos no-one's gonna f**k with me

I'm a monster

Sorry Pete