Hey Janet (Yes Brad ) I've got something to say

I really loved the skilful way

You beat the other girls to the bride's bouquet

The river was deep but I swam it Janet

The future is ours so let's plan it Janet

So please don't tell me to can it Janet

I've one thing to say and that's

Dammit Janet I love you

The road was long but i ran it Janet

There's a fire in my heart and you fan it Janet

If there's one fool for you then I am it Janet

Now I've one thing to say and that's

Dammit Janet I love you

Here's a ring to prove that I'm no joker

There's three ways that love can grow

That's good bad or mediocre

Oh J-A-N-E-T I love you so

Oh it's nicer than Betty Munroe had oh Brad

Now we're engaged and I'm so glad oh Brad

That you've met Mum and you know Dad oh Brad

I've one thing to say and that's

Brad I'm mad for you too

Oh Brad Oh dammit

I'm mad Oh Janet

For you I love you too

There's one thing left to do and that's

Go see the man who began it

When we met in his science exam-it

Made me give you the eye and then panic

There's one thing to say and that's

Dammit Janet I love you

Dammit Janet; Oh brad I'm mad

Dammit Janet; I love you