Deadpool Rap (Acoustic) - Brentwood Duo

Written by：Mason Storm/Todd Andrew

Sexy motherf**ker

Sexy motherf**ker

They call me deadpool I'm hella fast

Came to merc the bad guys and get some a**

Got blades for days got guns galore

Got combo moves evades and more

With bear traps and hand grenades

Pull the pistol like a maniac right in your face

Poppin off caps leave a trail of guts

Sittin' on my chair scratchin' my nuts

Listen up I got something to say

That's right I run my mouth all day

Step up take a blood bath

Now you're trying to run and it's making me laugh

I move like a freakin' ninja

Hand to hand you know I'll lead ya

Got two swords now I'll avenge ya

I don't care if I offend ya

All these b**ches are primadonas

I stuff my face with chimichangas

Tacos and beers always keepin' it loose

Hang on for a minute while I'm droppin' a deuce

I'm bout to take you all to school with guns and knives

Deadpool

Tellin' jokes and breakin' the rules I came for the tacos

Deadpool

Playin' with the ladies and my family jewels to bust a nut

Deadpool

'Bout to throw down with all these fools so come and get some

Captain deadpool nah just deadpool

Merc with a mouth I can't die

One foot in the grave

But I'm still alive

Try to kill me I'll just revive

Then I'll put another bullet right between your eyes

Hey goons thugs and bosses

Guess what I brought colossus

Time's up better count your losses

Kickin' that a** as my girlfriend watches

Don't stop when I shoot full auto is on

Your a** is grass and I'm mowin' the lawn

Hot lead to the head and I won't stop

What yo crew gonna do when I hack and chop

Run away you know that I'll chase

Every bad guy put them right in their place

Revenge I'm gonna give you a taste

I'm sexy as hell but I cover my face

Where you gonna go to

Trying to hide but you know that I'll find you

Tippy toe sneakin' up behind you

I'm deadpool do I have to remind you

Regenerate because it's cool

Wanna fall off a ledge deadpool

The crazy a** guards all lookin' to duel

So click click boom deadpool

I don't believe in the golden rule

I came to get laid deadpool

Note to the ladies I'm not a tool I'm a sexy motherf**ka

Sexy motherf**ka

Sexy motherf**ka

Sexy motherf**ka

Sexy motherf**ka

Deadpool