The Book of Love - Gavin James

The book of love is long and boring

No one can lift the damn thing

It's full of charts and facts and figures

And instructions for dancing

And I

I love it when you read to me

And you

You can read me anything

The book of love has music in it

In fact that's where music comes from

Some of it's just transcendental

Some of it's just really dumb

And I

I love it when you sing to me

And you

You can sing me anything

You can sing me anything

Ho ho ho

The book of love is long and boring

And written many years ago

It's full of flowers and heart shaped boxes

And things we're all too young to know

And I

I love it when you give me things

And you

You wanna give me wedding rings

You wanna give me wedding rings

You wanna give me wedding rings