Oh, Mr. Darcy - The Doubleclicks

Written by：Angela Webber/Aubrey Webber

When I was first learning of love as a teenager

One source gave me all my ideas and theories

Jane Austen's masterpiece work Pride and Prejudice

Or actually the 1995 BBC mini series

Oh that Mr Darcy so gruff and so distant

With a sensitive spirit just waiting to shine

There's a reason for everyday share that

Women love jerks

It seems like a fantastic idea at the time

Oh oh oh Mr Darcy

Oh oh oh Colin Firth

You're tall dark and handsome

You're charming and wonderful

No other men are worth half what you're worth

When I was 19 I traveled to Europe

To study and learn and go clubbing and drink

There was a cute boy in my history lessons

Who hailed from near London and mostly ignored me

So of course I fell for him and his charming voice

His detachment and rudeness got me in a snap

He finally noticed me at the end of semester

Took me on one date and treated me like crap

Oh oh oh Mr Darcy

Oh oh oh Colin Firth

You wily old bastard you wonderful specimen

You've messed up the hearts of young girls 'round the earth

If you meet a gentleman hailing from England

Don't be so impressed hold on to your heart

Just because a someone has a British accent

Does not mean he's witty or decent or smart

If a boy treats you with tasteful indifference

If he is handsome but bristly and cold

Don't be intrigued just because he's ignoring you

Not every asshole has a heart of gold

Oh oh oh Mr Darcy

Oh oh oh Colin Firth

You wily old bastard you wonderful specimen

You've messed up the hearts of young girls 'round the earth

Oh oh oh Mr Darcy

Oh oh oh Colin Firth

You're tall dark and handsome

You're charming and wonderful

No other men are worth half what you're worth