Do you have the time to listen to me whine

About NOTHING and everything all at once

I am one of those

Melodramatic fools

Neurotic to the bone

No doubt about it

Sometimes I give myself the CREEPS

Sometimes my mind plays tricks on me

It all keeps adding up

I think I'm CRACKING UP

Am I just PARANOID

Am I just STONED

I went to a shrink

To analyze my dreams

SHE says it's lack of sex that's bringing me down

I went to a whore

HE said my life's a bore

So quit my whining cause it's bringing HER down

Sometimes I give myself the CREEPS

Sometimes my mind plays tricks on me

It all keeps adding up

I think I'm CRACKING UP

Am I just PARANOID

Grasping to CONTROL

So I BETTER hold on

Sometimes I give myself the CREEPS

Sometimes my mind plays tricks on me

It all keeps adding up

I think I'm CRACKING UP

Am I just PARANOID

Am I just STONED