Unicorn (Kedzie Remix|Explicit) - Le Shuuk/TAI

Once upon a time there was a fine

Young man travelling the seven seas

He was young he was wild and sometimes

A bit impatient with the girls

One day he met an old lady

In a dark corner of a tavern

She had an apple

Eat this apple she said

Eat this apple and you will get rid of all the problems

You will have with girls

And so he did

He waited

He waited for the apple to take effect

But then he felt there was something terribly wrong

Wrong

He stumbled he tried not to fall

But the pain was unimaginable and then

And then his dick fell off

And then his dick fell off

Devastated and deprived of his manhood

He lost the will to carry on

But then he heard an ancient legend about a mystic animal

Which was set to hold the cure for his problem

The only thing he needed to do was

To touch the horn of the

Goshismydicklong unicorn

He instantly set sail went to moon island

Found the beast and after a long and furious battle

Finally touched it's horn

The curing process started immediately in fact

The growth was so immense that from that moment

On he was known as the three legged pirate

He sailed back to the tavern

Searched for the old lady and then

They f**ked all night

And then his dick fell off