Last Year I Got Coal For Christmas - Pop Fly

Last year I got coal for christmas

I got put on santa's naughty list

Again

Put a frog inside my teacher's desk

Yeah that was bad

But this year

I made sure I won't get missed

Last year I got coal for christmas

Man

Didn't do my homework for a week

Okay a month

But now I studied hard

And nearly aced most every test

So this year's christmas better be the best

Spent time with my old granny

Raking up her lawn

Took out the garbage every night

Ewww

Helped mama do the laundry

Cleaned up my room

Did every single chore in sight

Last year I got coal for christmas

Aw shucks

Every photo I just made a face

This year when we posed

I smiled sweetly like an angel

No more taking chances just in case

Last year I got coal for christmas

Really

Ate dessert before my dinner

Most of the time

Mmm cake

But this year I had vegetables

With every single bite

I sure hope this year

Santa gets it right

Come on santa

Spent time with my old granny

Raking up her lawn

Took out the garbage every night

She eats so much

Helped mama do the laundry

Cleaned up my room

Did every single chore in sight

Aw gross

Last year I got coal for christmas

For crying out loud

I go to bed and never brush my teeth

Now I bring my toothbrush each

And every place I go

So that tree better got

My presents underneath

This year

No more coal for christmas

Yes

Santa took me off the naughty list

Woo hoo

I might keep it up because

It's really not so bad

So santa just bring presents

Please dear santa

No more lessons

Next year santa

Just bring presents

I insist

Seriously