There Was An Old Lady Who Swallowed A Fly - The Birthday Bunch

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly

I dunno why she swallowed that fly

Perhaps she'll die

There was an old lady who

Swallowed a spider

That wiggled and wiggled

And tickled inside her

She swallowed the spider to catch the fly

But I dunno why she swallowed that fly

Perhaps she'll die

There was an old lady who swallowed a bird;

How absurd to swallow a bird

She swallowed the bird to catch the spider

That wiggled and wiggled

And tickled inside her

She swallowed the spider to catch the fly

But I dunno why she swallowed that fly

Perhaps she'll die

There was an old lady who swallowed a cat

Imagine that she swallowed a cat

She swallowed the cat to catch the bird

She swallowed the bird to catch the spider

That wiggled and wiggled

And tickled inside her

She swallowed the spider to catch the fly

But I dunno why she swallowed that fly

Perhaps she'll die

There was an old lady who swallowed a dog

What a hog To swallow a dog

She swallowed the dog to catch the cat

She swallowed the cat to catch the bird

She swallowed the bird to catch the spider

That wiggled and wiggled

And tickled inside her

She swallowed the spider to catch the fly

But I dunno why she swallowed that fly

Perhaps she'll die

There was an old lady

Who swallowed a goat

Just opened her throat and swallowed a goat

She swallowed the goat to catch the dog

She swallowed the dog to catch the cat

She swallowed the cat to catch the bird

She swallowed the bird to catch the spider

That wiggled and wiggled

And tickled inside her

She swallowed the spider to catch the fly

But I dunno why she swallowed that fly

Perhaps she'll die

There was an old lady

Who swallowed a cow

I don't know how she swallowed a cow

She swallowed the cow to catch the goat

She swallowed the goat to catch the dog

She swallowed the dog to catch the cat

She swallowed the cat to catch the bird

She swallowed the bird to catch the spider

That wiggled and wiggled

And tickled inside her

She swallowed the spider to catch the fly

But I dunno why she swallowed that fly

Perhaps she'll die

There was an old lady who swallowed a horse

She's dead of course