The Cockeyed Mayor Of Kaunakakai - Teresa Bright

He wore a malo and a coconut hat

One was for this and the other for that

All the people shouted as he went by

He was the cockeyed mayor of Kaunakakai

He was just a lazy

Malihini haole boy

All the girls were crazy

To share his fish and poi

He wore a lei and he wore a smile

He drank a gallon of oke to make life worthwhile

Then he made 'em laugh till he made 'em cry

He was the cockeyed mayor of Kaunakakai

The horse he rode was skinny

A broken-down old female

So he placed a green panini

Right under the horse's tail

He made her buck and he made her fly

All over the Island of Molokai

You could hear the kanes and wahines cheer

As they gave him a lei of kikanias

Now you've heard my story

'Bout the mayor of Kaunakakai

And all his fame and glory

On the Island of Molokai

Oh he wore a malo and a coconut hat

One was for this and the other for that

All the people shouted as he went by

He was the cockeyed mayor of Kaunakakai